witsd … Joined June 18, 2017 Posts 14,026 Reaction Score 18,633 Trophy Points 191 July 9, 2022 #1 I'm going to sell my wife's theremin. She's had it for two years and never touched it.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 July 12, 2022 #2 I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 August 6, 2022 #3
Seige One of those days Champion 07/10/2016 Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 1,813 Reaction Score 3,351 Trophy Points 137 August 8, 2022 #4 What Generation did Forest Gump belong to? Gen A.
Flippy [unintelligble German anger] Joined June 29, 2017 Posts 6,483 Reaction Score 15,340 Trophy Points 166 August 9, 2022 #5 Did you know that you can't run through campgrounds? You have to ran. Because it's past tents.
itsalazything Nefastous Joined June 18, 2017 Posts 711 Reaction Score 698 Trophy Points 47 August 11, 2022 #6 My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
Readout Leader of the Resistance in Government Administrator Joined June 15, 2017 Posts 12,968 Reaction Score 16,099 Trophy Points 191 August 11, 2022 #7 Flippy said: Ah, wrong thread, pls delete Click to expand... OK.
BisectedBrioche Bread Lesbiab Joined June 18, 2017 Posts 3,769 Reaction Score 5,490 Trophy Points 153 August 17, 2022 #8 Here is the link for the above autoembedded media.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 September 10, 2022 #9 Charles will be known as Charles III When is the Royal mail going to be renamed C3PO?
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 September 14, 2022 #10
witsd … Joined June 18, 2017 Posts 14,026 Reaction Score 18,633 Trophy Points 191 September 14, 2022 #11 "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels!" "Why?" "Yeah, sometimes."
Readout Leader of the Resistance in Government Administrator Joined June 15, 2017 Posts 12,968 Reaction Score 16,099 Trophy Points 191 October 7, 2022 #12 Remembered one of my old favourites today: What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 October 13, 2022 #13 I will not apologize for this.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 October 30, 2022 #14
BisectedBrioche Bread Lesbiab Joined June 18, 2017 Posts 3,769 Reaction Score 5,490 Trophy Points 153 November 6, 2022 #15 Here is the link for the above autoembedded media.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 November 26, 2022 #16 I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 December 3, 2022 #17 If you are in a Sublime cover band You will actually have to practice Santeria
BisectedBrioche Bread Lesbiab Joined June 18, 2017 Posts 3,769 Reaction Score 5,490 Trophy Points 153 December 3, 2022 #18 A niche joke: Here is the link for the above autoembedded media.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 December 5, 2022 #19 Me: *stares into abyss* Abyss: ...... Abyss: dude, WHAT!?
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 December 10, 2022 #20 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a cab?
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 December 18, 2022 #21 "Please use quinoa in a sentence." "Bruce Lee let out a keen 'waa' with each strike against his opponent."
"Please use quinoa in a sentence." "Bruce Lee let out a keen 'waa' with each strike against his opponent."
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 December 31, 2022 #22 I only get sick on weekdays. I have a weekend immune system.
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Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 January 21, 2023 #25 Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 January 24, 2023 #26 Rocks are UFO's if you throw them hard enough at someone unaware.
witsd … Joined June 18, 2017 Posts 14,026 Reaction Score 18,633 Trophy Points 191 February 2, 2023 #27 I've built a new air-freshener that uses a direct neural link to activate. Seems crazy, but it makes scents if you think about it.
I've built a new air-freshener that uses a direct neural link to activate. Seems crazy, but it makes scents if you think about it.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 February 7, 2023 #28 Wife: Go away, I don't like your attitude. Me: I'm sorry, I guess I'm just a little on edge. Wife: I can tell by your sighs. Me: What're you talking about? Is it that obvious? Wife: Sighs matters.
Wife: Go away, I don't like your attitude. Me: I'm sorry, I guess I'm just a little on edge. Wife: I can tell by your sighs. Me: What're you talking about? Is it that obvious? Wife: Sighs matters.
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 February 19, 2023 #29 When eating people makes you fart, it's "Soylent but deadly."
Tarnagh Eldest Joined June 19, 2017 Posts 19,048 Reaction Score 30,049 Trophy Points 191 February 20, 2023 #30 "Why do the French only use one egg in their omelettes?" Because one egg is un œuf.